I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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