So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Randomize
