oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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