I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize
