Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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