I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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