I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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