Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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