lets start a swedish sibling band together
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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