I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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