Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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