Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I understand Curling. That high.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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