Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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