i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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