hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm too high and old for this...
Randomize
