Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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