***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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