This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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