Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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