no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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