Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
whose parrot is this?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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