just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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