You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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