3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
And the cops told us we were all naked.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm both gender and math confused
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