Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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