you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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