so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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