Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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