You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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