it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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