If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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