I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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