is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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