you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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