dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
