Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
She's not a foreskin expert like you
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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