That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My liver just had a heart attack.
You may now shotgun with the bride
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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