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now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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