Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think my vagina is haunted
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
