I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
50% drunk capacity currently
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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