If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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