she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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