I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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