I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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