i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
