I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
it glows. i had to have it.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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