I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Everyone says I win the strip club
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