Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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