Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
3pm strippers are depressing
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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