I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
There r osticjed everywhere
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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