S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The power of my boobs compel you
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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