How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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